Mrs. Amanda’s Big News… Story By: Alistair King
What could this news be? The popular opinion among students is that Mrs. Amanda is having a child, whether it be hers or adopted. On Wednesday the 9th, Mrs. Amanda came up on the stage to announce something. “Something” was literally what she announced.
She announced that she had a secret and that all us students would have to live in suspense for the next three months before she would tell us. Rather than just leave us hanging she announced that it was going to be a game, and that it will be announced on the last Monday of the school year.
Skip forward a week, and the interview with Mrs. Amanda is ongoing. When asked on a scale of 1-10 how exited she was she replied: “12.” Not 11 but 12. She decided to announce it to the Student Body because, “While it’s something personal it is something special that I wanted to share. I had a former teacher who assigned impossible extra credit and I wanted to do something similar.” Don’t worry about it being impossible like her former teacher’s extra credit. Mrs. Amanda has confirmed that; “My big news is not impossible to guess.”
This isn’t all about Mrs. H though. She wanted to make this a game to show that students don’t have to think that what she heard was traumatic news. With the all the stress that students face it can be a good idea to focus on a game for a while.
Students can now vote on this website about what you think her big news is, at the end of the year there will be a revealing about the most students thought, and the actual news by Mrs. Amanda.
Due to some slip-ups, we can figure out what the news is by looking at what realistically could be announced over the phone, her behavior, and whether or not she owns a deed to an alpaca farm.
Mrs. Amanda would like to leave us with this very special message: “Webber stop being so nosy.”